--JusT foR Laugh-- " Husband For Sale"

HuSBaNd foR SaLe

A store that sells husband just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however a catch.....

You may choose any man from a particular floor,

OR

You may choose to go up a floor,

BUT

You cannot go back down except to exit the building !

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids and extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feel compelled to keep going. 

She goes to the 4th floor.

The 4th floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh,mercy me !' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it !' 

Still, she goes to the 5th floor.

The 5th floor sign reads:

These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay,

but she goes to the 6th floor.

The 6th floor sign reads:

You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day !

 ~Aku tertipu...Wargh!!  Hmm.. as a conclusion, kita patut bersyukur seadanya.

Don't be greedy !!~